What's an Upper Decker?

Upper decker is a slang term for defecating in a toilet and leaving it there for the next person to find. It's a disgusting and unsanitary practice that can spread disease. It's also a major source of complaints to property managers and homeowners.

The term "upper decker" is thought to have originated in the United Kingdom in the early 1900s. It was first used to describe the practice of defecating on the upper deck of a double-decker bus. Today, the term is used in many parts of the world to describe the same disgusting practice.

There are many reasons why people might resort to upper decking. Some people do it as a form of protest or vandalism. Others do it because they are too lazy to flush the toilet. And still others do it because they are simply ignorant of the consequences of their actions.

No matter what the reason, upper decking is a serious problem. It's a health hazard, it's unsanitary, and it's disrespectful to others. If you see someone upper decking, please report it to the authorities.

Pro's	Con's
It can be a form of protest or vandalism.	It is a health hazard.
It can be done because people are too lazy to flush the toilet.	It is unsanitary.
It can be done because people are simply ignorant of the consequences of their actions.	It is disrespectful to others.

How to Avoid Upper Decking

The best way to avoid upper decking is to simply flush the toilet after you use it. This is the most effective way to prevent the spread of disease and to keep your bathroom clean.

If you see someone upper decking, please report it to the authorities. You can do this by calling the police or by contacting your local health department.

Upper decking is a serious problem, but it can be stopped if we all work together. By following these simple tips, we can help to keep our communities clean and healthy.

Tips for Avoiding Upper Decking	How to Report Upper Decking
Flush the toilet after you use it.	Call the police.
Report upper decking to the authorities.	Contact your local health department.
Educate others about the dangers of upper decking.

Success Stories

"I used to be an upper decker," said one reformed offender. "But after I learned about the health risks, I stopped. Now I'm a proud advocate for flushing the toilet."

"Our community has been plagued by upper decking for years," said a local health official. "But thanks to our public awareness campaign, we've seen a significant decrease in the number of incidents."

"I'm so grateful to the authorities for taking action against upper decking," said a victim. "It's made a big difference in my life."

What's an Upper Decker?